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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

Where am I from?

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Born in Chicago in 1979, I spent my infancy in a burb called Oak Park, which I heard was at one point what white people call an "Urban Sewer". I moved out to California in '86 to a small, white, republican, white, farmer, white, beautiful, rich, white little danish town called Santa Ynez. You know, from the movie Sideways, really loose women and freaks and drunks. I lived and prospered there until '97 when I moved to Santa Barbara. I went to a really distracting school called SBCC and killed time until I moved up north to San Luis Obispo, once again killing time. Worked at a TV station for 2 years and went to school at Cuesta College. Had a great time in one of the most beautiful towns I've ever seen. After I finished my school work at Cuesta, I headed north to San Francisco, which is where I live now. I completed my degree, B.S. in Business Admin/CIS. That's for computer information systems, not pair of identical atoms or groups on the same side of a plane that passes through two carbon atoms linked by a double bond. That's my geographical history. Any questions?

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  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    2:17 PM  

    What you neglect to mention is that you are musically gifted and that you've been to "Band Camp"...I was there, I have stories. top