Erik the Half a Bee: OK WHAT???

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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

OK WHAT???

Stamped: 3:24 PM

I work in a large office building with hundreds and hundreds of employees. Our bathroom is cleaned every day at 5pm. WHY ARE THERE PUBES ON THE URINALS EVERY DAY?? How in the fuck do you get pubes on the fucking thing? Short and curlies belong in your pants, not on the urinal.

PLEASE STOP!

Erik The Half a Bee

OK WHAT???

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