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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

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[16:37] erik umenhofer: i turn off a bunch of resources
[16:38] Chazus: like what?
[16:38] erik umenhofer: i dunno
[16:38] erik umenhofer: anything i dont need to run
[16:38] Chazus: thats the most retarded thing ive ever heard
[16:38] Chazus: "I made a sandwich today"
[16:38] Chazus: "What was in it?"
[16:39] Chazus: "I dont know"
[16:39] erik umenhofer: "Some bread i guess"

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  • Blogger jen says so:
    1:51 PM  

    If there is no bread, it wouldn't be a sandwich... Right?

    -- J. top

  • Blogger fire-belly says so:
    6:04 PM  

    depends though. I can define bread in a number of ways. Like, if i have 2 slices of pastrami and a slice of ham, that's still a sandwich. I put the ham in the pastrami and BAM! SANDWICH! PROVE ME WRONG. top

  • Blogger jen says so:
    8:42 AM  

    So... When you go to a sandwich shop you order a ham in/on pastrami, and they know what you’re talking about? I guess things in Texas are different than in California. Hahaha

    Now...I did look up the definition, because I DO love to prove people wrong. There are a few definitions.

    1) Insert or squeeze tightly between two people or objects; "She was sandwiched in her airplane seat between two men"

    2) two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them

    3) Group sex is sexual behavior involving more than two people at the same time

    **I guess anyway you look at it someone is being satisfied. And bread is always involved

    -- J. top