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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

Reality: G FFADSFaaa COCKAAAAASSS

I hate...Internet Explorer, I hate Javascript. I hate technology. Total headache. I found what was buggin IE, it was a freaking sentance that was too long.

IF YOU SAW MY BLOG ALL CRAPPY, IT'S NICE NOW!

Aynways, most of my scripts work except I killed the footer graphic somehow. Damnit.

I'm tired. My folks are flying in and driving, some may use submarine or other vehicle that travels under or through earth. I'm graduating on saturday from SFSU. Well, I did graduate, now I'm waving at the nice audience and making smiley faces to appease my folks! I mean, I've graduated, got a job and now I'm working out the kinks in my life so what's the big fuss. Gary Busey didn't have a graduation walk, why should I feel guilty about not going to mine. My house is tidy as it could be. My plants are all watered. I buried that hooker jose and I killed.

My roomate has the flu or something, So I'm pounding AirBourne like a irish guy..who just got called yellow.

I went to Olive Garden tonight. Food took like 40 minutes or more. It was luke warm when it got there. Plus next to us, this annoying So Cal girl (note tan jacket, blue jeans, black converse and being shot with the make-up shotgun set to whore) who was obviously graduating as well AND worked at OG, said hellow to all her co-workers and got her meal so quick and wonderful! How nice! Listen girl, you look like attack of the clones gone express. Congrats, you work at Olive Garden! If I'm paying 15 fucking dollars for a tiny slice of chicken or salmon (which by the way, is most likely just microwaved!!!) and throw some premade sauce on it....It better be fucking hot when it gets to my face! The fucking cheese wasn't even melted!!! Where is the quality control? Someone should be paying attention. This has happened everytime we go there. We always think..."Oh next time it will be great!" Ha! Bitch please!

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