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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

My god....it has happened

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Few events in the history of man herald such a glimmer of hope. Few times have we stood upon the edge of destruction and gazed into the vastness of sorrow.....and survived. Man dawns upon a new age of justice and greatness. I once saw a crippled man touched by the hand god and he stood up and praised his name. This was pure horse shit compared to the blessing we recieved today.

http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/release/video/news20060503.html

Original UNCUT UN FUCKED UP Star Wars trilogy on DVD.

Thank you God. Thank you Jesus. Thank you TV. Thank you Buddah. Thank you all those other floaty dudes that shoot us with lighting and knowledge.

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