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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

Something Green and Red Monday, November 19, 2007 |

I think playing with the concept of the tostada can lead to really cool dishes that are as healthy as they are beautiful. This salada is on a backed wheat tortilla, a little backed cheese, black beans, heirloom tomatoes, salad and cilantro. I capped with lemon juice and avocado. I threw in some chicken that i sautee'd with a sprinkle of paprika and chili powder. So that's all lovely and delicious. This also a word of caution. Never cool with jalapenos or any other spicy chili without gloves. I got some of the oil on my hands and they felt like they were on fire for a day. The entire night and morning I wanted to run them under ice water. Well You live and learn and then you buy some gloves. Things I wish I had in this dish, a roasted red pepper vinaigrette or some sort of dressing based on a pepper.

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Braised Lamb with Mushroom and Sage Ragu Saturday, July 14, 2007 |

Take that EVOO, and braise the shanks until brown on all sides, lightly season them while cooking with some salt/pepper. In a large pot, sauté (with EVOO)the onions, add mushrooms and garlic. Lightly salt the mushrooms so they give up their juicy goodness. when things start to get stuck to the pan, de-glaze with 1 cup of red wine. Drink the other. now add the beef stock and tomatoes. If you light super chunky, don't mash them up, otherwise run them through a potato rice or similar food mill. Drop in your shanks and make sure they are covered. Add some sage, herbs and basil and let cook for a while...at least 1.5-2.5 hours. This will let the sauce reduce and the meat to loose it's toughness as the muscles break down in the heat and acid. Before that it done, heat up a few quarts of water, bring to boil, salt to hell and make your favorite pasta. Rigatoni's are good as they have lots of little ridges to grab ragu. Plate as a shank, or strip the meat from the bone and reconstitute it back into the ragu. Serve with some cheese and maybe a little fresh basil on top.

The Goods....
2 Lamb Shanks
1c Oyster Mushroom
1c Cremini Mushroom
Medium Onion
2c Red Wine (Santa Ynez Valley Regional)
Sprig of Basil
Sprig of Sage
Few cloves of garlic
Large can of Peeled Tomatoes
Can of Beef Stock(Low Sodium!)
Your favorite Italian herbs dried
Your favorite pasta for ragu
Parmigiano Reggiano

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New Years Resolutions that suck. Monday, January 29, 2007 |

The year was 2005. I was working at FFIC, and I was addicted. Addicted to a potato treat.

Tater Tots.

Yes...the fried, greasy, salty delicacy that I loath.

My resolution for the year of 2006 was simple. Not to eat a single tater tot. This was obviously a symbolic gesture, as I still ate my share of french (freedom!) fries, and has browns once in a while.... The entire point of this was to use will power to say no to something I enjoyed.

This year, I am stepping it up. My no no's this year? High Fructose Corn Syrup

It's the sugar base for many, many drinks. It's a speciall processed form of sugar that is easily mixed into many products. And it's not super bad for you, but there are better ways to get sugars into your body. Just a little fact, if you drink just 5 sodas/snapples a week, that's 2 cups of sugar right there. And thats if you drink regular sized ones from burger king etc.

I've been sober of tater tots for 1 year 1 month now. And sober from soda/gateraid/snapple etc for a month.

Alternatives?

Juicy Juice
Juice Squeeze
Fresh Juice

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"Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto, half not be, but half a bee, has got to be, vis a vis, it's entity. But can a bee, be said to be, or not to be, an entire bee, when half the bee, is not a bee, due to some ancient injury. Is this wretched demi-bee, half asleep upon my knee, some freak from a menagerie? I love this hive employ-ee-ee, bisected accidentally, one summer's afternoon by me, I love him carnally. Semi-carnally. Cyril Connolly."

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