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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

The Fleecing of Erik's Brain

Technology! It's great right? We can check the weather from our phone, iPod, iPaq, Prius and just about any other device that can sync to any kind of network. Yeah that helps I suppose. We also have great software to help us browse the web, make emails and important documents. What's my beef you axe? Well first off, I've lost the ability to spell. If I was in Iraq and captured by terrorists and all the asked for was for me to spell right, I'd be decapitated (oops, too soon?). Every day we become more and more reliant on spell checkers, fact checkers, grammer checkers and the like. Without google and friends, I wouldn't be able to put together a complete sentance. Am I alone? I doubt it. I know for a fact many of my fellow classmates were in the same boat. Ok I'm turning off spell check for the rest of this post starting now. A dsfe sale wass tha groos ogsee naloe ad. acAd aks ekg and eh saas hnoat lvmsor. TThakd ofrt hfss nojj aartka mdleds! LOL WTFBBQ OMGROFL PWNED 3L337 G2G BYE! At least I can type internet lingo correctly.

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