Reality: What is going on??
Dead Raccoons on Road: 1.5
Live Turkeys in Parking Lot: 0
8 A.M. Integration Meetings Avoided: 2
My cell phone bill is really outrageous. Over time minute charges? Nope. Strange Features? Nope. I did a calculation and the gov't taxes and various fees on my cell phone bill account for OVER 25% of the bill. 25% is a huge number and that should be disclosed at the time of sale. 25% is a lot of money for me. That's burrito money! That's new socks money! That's 1 gallon of gas money (joke intended)!
In other news, I got a ticket for street cleaning. Here's a run down of what side of the street is cleaned on what day.. In order starting from Park Presidio. Thursday, Tuesday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Tuesday, WEDNESDAY, MONDAY. Wtf kind of pattern is that. That sure makes things easy to remember. "Streets are in order, except every other block alternating on every other..."
And once again, Who ever hit my car and ran without leaving a note. DIE.
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Live Turkeys in Parking Lot: 0
8 A.M. Integration Meetings Avoided: 2
My cell phone bill is really outrageous. Over time minute charges? Nope. Strange Features? Nope. I did a calculation and the gov't taxes and various fees on my cell phone bill account for OVER 25% of the bill. 25% is a huge number and that should be disclosed at the time of sale. 25% is a lot of money for me. That's burrito money! That's new socks money! That's 1 gallon of gas money (joke intended)!
In other news, I got a ticket for street cleaning. Here's a run down of what side of the street is cleaned on what day.. In order starting from Park Presidio. Thursday, Tuesday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Tuesday, WEDNESDAY, MONDAY. Wtf kind of pattern is that. That sure makes things easy to remember. "Streets are in order, except every other block alternating on every other..."
And once again, Who ever hit my car and ran without leaving a note. DIE.
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