Listen here aussie, give him the stick!
Or not. So, we went up to Pentaluma tonight for a birthday party at a friends house. It was really nice up there and was a good get away from the city. So a close associate of mine locked her keys in the car. We call AAA. They send out this guy from New Zealand. Here is the list of events:
8:40 P.M Arrives with truck and looks around
8:50 He brings out his slim jim kit and gets to work. Tool #1
9:00 Brings out tool #2 and some wedges, no go.
9:15 Tool #3, no go delares it un-openable and calls locksmith.
9:20 Locksmith says doors are un-openable, suggests tow to dealer
9:25 ABC Truck guy says he has a tool at office he will use to open door, he leaves
9:40 He returns will longer tool and tries again
9:55 Declares it un-openable and leaves tool behind and suggests a tow back to S.F. in the morning
9:56 He leaves
9:57 I grab some tools from the garage, a piece of metal
9:59 I open the god damn door in 3 minutes using his own tool.
10:00 I declare him a retard
So with like, 15 tools at his disposal, I used crap I found in the garage to do in 3 minutes what he couldn't in an hour. I found my calling in life.
8:40 P.M Arrives with truck and looks around
8:50 He brings out his slim jim kit and gets to work. Tool #1
9:00 Brings out tool #2 and some wedges, no go.
9:15 Tool #3, no go delares it un-openable and calls locksmith.
9:20 Locksmith says doors are un-openable, suggests tow to dealer
9:25 ABC Truck guy says he has a tool at office he will use to open door, he leaves
9:40 He returns will longer tool and tries again
9:55 Declares it un-openable and leaves tool behind and suggests a tow back to S.F. in the morning
9:56 He leaves
9:57 I grab some tools from the garage, a piece of metal
9:59 I open the god damn door in 3 minutes using his own tool.
10:00 I declare him a retard
So with like, 15 tools at his disposal, I used crap I found in the garage to do in 3 minutes what he couldn't in an hour. I found my calling in life.