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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

Listen here aussie, give him the stick!

Or not. So, we went up to Pentaluma tonight for a birthday party at a friends house. It was really nice up there and was a good get away from the city. So a close associate of mine locked her keys in the car. We call AAA. They send out this guy from New Zealand. Here is the list of events:

8:40 P.M Arrives with truck and looks around
8:50 He brings out his slim jim kit and gets to work. Tool #1
9:00 Brings out tool #2 and some wedges, no go.
9:15 Tool #3, no go delares it un-openable and calls locksmith.
9:20 Locksmith says doors are un-openable, suggests tow to dealer
9:25 ABC Truck guy says he has a tool at office he will use to open door, he leaves
9:40 He returns will longer tool and tries again
9:55 Declares it un-openable and leaves tool behind and suggests a tow back to S.F. in the morning
9:56 He leaves
9:57 I grab some tools from the garage, a piece of metal
9:59 I open the god damn door in 3 minutes using his own tool.
10:00 I declare him a retard

So with like, 15 tools at his disposal, I used crap I found in the garage to do in 3 minutes what he couldn't in an hour. I found my calling in life.

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