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Erik The Half a Bee

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I am a part time nerd, part time chef and full time whiner. Did I type whiner? I meant winner...no wait, I whine a lot. I've worked in High Tech and Television and a few places in between. I've eaten fire roasted snakes and hand fulls of peeps (not in the same sitting of course). I'd like to share my experiences, so read on.

Bay to Breakers 2005: Quotes

Stamped: 4:23 PM

Rick: "I shit my ass and now my thighs chaff"
Josh: "Hey, there's my dad again."
George: "Why do they have to make out with me? Like it's a punishment."
Josh: "Shit-Honk, I believe the direct translation is, back to front."
Kevin: "My baby is way cuter than yours."
Josh: "Don't believe those girls! They are NOT dirty! NOT DIRTY!"
Taco Girl: "Why did I have to kiss him to get a beer!"
Meghan: "How did we finish before you guys??"
Josh: "Hey. Nice piece."

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